So the oldest guy in the world is chalking his longevity up to not drinking. 114 years of not drinking? Sounds like he already died and went to hell but nobody told him.
Reasons to drink:
Those fucking imbeciles that brake 3 minutes before they signal. What is the point in signaling AFTER you have already come to a complete stop???? Maybe "Mr. I'm 114" doesn't drive.
Dealing with insurance companies. Do you guys just laugh and laugh to yourselves when you're mailing a claim back to somebody for the fifth time because you need more information? Do you have contests to see how many times you can send it back with NO MONEY before somebody shows up at your office with a bat? Do you not have phones? Cause I do and you could call me if you need to know something.
Celebrations, get togethers, money pooling for gifts for people who have NEVER and will NEVER celebrate me. Fuck yourself.
These new television shows where people are just NASTY and RUDE to the contestants or participants. When the hell did we decide that it was entertaining to watch some jerk ridicule people to the point of making them cry?
NOT FUNNY. STOP IT.
And on that subject how come every panel of "experts" is a 1 female to 2 male ratio?
Experts. Pffffffft.
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And I thought 7 months of my life at 17 was "hellish."
*siiiigh*
You're hysterical, but sooo right on with this! I've watched some of those humiliating shows & it's actually painful to watch them be so mean.
Panel of experts ~ 2:1? Um, NOT!
M~
2 out of every 3 experts think this blog fucking rawks.
So, just new shows, right? Cuz I'm not going to stop loving American Idol any time soon. Except for last season, which sucked.
I love when you get pissed. ;)
people who don't signal piss me off.
Mean people suck.
I work in insurance, but don't handle claims... *ducking*.. don't beat me!
A reason not to drink (other than longevity): Coming out of a blackout in the emergency room covered in your own blood, as a doctor is putting six stitches in your chin. Then rolling off the gurney so that you can projectile vomit into the corner. Good times.
the 2:1 ratio is because the men generally like to be the giver of the nasty comments. One has to be the over-all badguy, another guy to throw insults back and forth on the panel and then a Ms Nice.
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