Sunday, January 14, 2007

This is how my awesome internet friend made me smile today. Thanks S.

"Fun fact (‘cause I can’t sleep): There are roughly 3,667,900 men in Canada between the ages of 30 and 44. Statistically, about 90% of those are straight, and 5% of those have never married, but expect to marry some day, leaving 165,055 men for you. Now, according to Jung, there are 16 personality types, so that makes 10,316 men that are the ideal personality type for you. There’s 12 signs of the zodiac, meaning there are roughly 859 men who are also matched to you by the stars. 38.9% of the population of Canada is in Ontario, and 41.8% of that is in the GTA, so that makes 139 men for you. In order to buy you the things you deserve, he should have a good income, so we’ll say he’s in the top 10%, leaving 13 men for you. I believe you said once that you like skinny guys, so we can eliminate the overweight ones. That means there are 3 skinny, single men in your age group, that have the ideal personality type for you, that the stars say would be a good match, and that can afford to buy you that 99” plasma TV living right here in the GTA! See, Mr. Right is not only out there waiting for you, he has competition!"

I said skinny but what I meant was "not a muscle head". I dated one of those in high school and he was all about the gym and little blue pills??? Ha ha.

No seriously he was.

So maybe that leaves 13? Unless they are like REALLY fat, you know like literally stuck to their couch fat, like in that episode of Nip/Tuck?

Have you seen that show? It's awesome. Well, freaky awesome is more accurate.