Sunday, January 14, 2007

This is how my awesome internet friend made me smile today. Thanks S.

"Fun fact (‘cause I can’t sleep): There are roughly 3,667,900 men in Canada between the ages of 30 and 44. Statistically, about 90% of those are straight, and 5% of those have never married, but expect to marry some day, leaving 165,055 men for you. Now, according to Jung, there are 16 personality types, so that makes 10,316 men that are the ideal personality type for you. There’s 12 signs of the zodiac, meaning there are roughly 859 men who are also matched to you by the stars. 38.9% of the population of Canada is in Ontario, and 41.8% of that is in the GTA, so that makes 139 men for you. In order to buy you the things you deserve, he should have a good income, so we’ll say he’s in the top 10%, leaving 13 men for you. I believe you said once that you like skinny guys, so we can eliminate the overweight ones. That means there are 3 skinny, single men in your age group, that have the ideal personality type for you, that the stars say would be a good match, and that can afford to buy you that 99” plasma TV living right here in the GTA! See, Mr. Right is not only out there waiting for you, he has competition!"

I said skinny but what I meant was "not a muscle head". I dated one of those in high school and he was all about the gym and little blue pills??? Ha ha.

No seriously he was.

So maybe that leaves 13? Unless they are like REALLY fat, you know like literally stuck to their couch fat, like in that episode of Nip/Tuck?

Have you seen that show? It's awesome. Well, freaky awesome is more accurate.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

that was the most disturbing episode almost to me. ok it really was. ugh

Now I have that surgery and such images stuck in my head.

I still love the show tho.

what was the post about again?

;-)

Anonymous said...

i came across an interesting stat the other day...it said that only 2% of the world's population is 100% straight...the other 98% has some kinda gay tendencies...maybe a little (under the surface)...maybe alot...

so i'm wondering...how much gayness in a guy is acceptable to you?

Anonymous said...

Being socially inept, my odds were pretty low to begin with. I didn't realize HOW low though!

Marianna said...

I'm doomed... Man, the odds are stacked against me, too!

M~

Robin Alexa said...

You guys it's about Mr. Right not just any man. So the odds are good. There are about 13 Mr. Rights for me. Geez.

Shadowdog said...

A guy is too gay if he's ever let another man feed him. I would assume that anything less than that is acceptable.

Oh, and about fat ... remember that a dude can work out and lose the fat. Fugly goes all the way down though. No workout is gonna get rid of fugly.

Hedy De Vine said...

does your friend have stats for men in the usa?

Butchie said...

Ha ha!

Sassy said...

I'd date a guy who was 40lbs overweight. As long as 20 of it is in his wallet.


I kid.
I'm not that shallow.

Robin said...

So that Women in Trees show is full of shit, huh? I freakin' knew it. And now these stupid Americans are going to flood Alaska in droves trying to horn in on your top three. Get working, Kid!

BTW - you're right. Nip/Tuck is freakin' awesome.

JBoombostick said...

Get a real doll. They make men ones.

J-Mo said...

Not bad odds at all!

Memphis said...

A musclehead who is hooked on blue pills, eh? I'm trying to figure this one. The only blue pill I know is Viagra. So, a musclehead who needs Viagra, or abuses it just to impress you.

Well, I'm not in any of your categories, which probably suits you just fine anyway, but it was good of your friend to research this for you. That's what friends are for. You are a mighty popular hot, single, Canadian woman. I expect some movie star to come sweep you away any day now.

Ophelia Mourne said...

so cute

blog bully said...

now thats some wickedly ass research there...awesome work really

dana said...

3? You had better find those guys!