Shadowdog is right, I have something to talk about, it's movies I have watched.
The Wicker Man SUCKED. And Jennifer Aniston wasn't even in it.
I am SO not renting any more movies recommended by Ebert and Roeper because they are obviously being paid off or something. Didn't two thumbs up used to mean something?
Another one that is LAME in my opinion is The Last Kiss.
Does anyone besides his mother find Zach Braff attractive?
Or maybe he just isn't my type.
But that is not the only reason why the movie sucked. Oh no, it had much more suckitude than that.
They said it was a comedy. Yeah, whatever. Screaming and yelling and cheating on your fiance and other crap is NOT funny, it's bad drama that I don't want to watch.
I'm not even referring to Zach Braff's features or anything, he's just got the sex appeal of a toaster, if you are not into freaky fetishes like toasters.
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Hey there! Make not fun of ye olde toaster fetishists! Why, I once had a long love affair with a toaster over, cause sometimes I like the big ladies, you know?... ;)
what are you talking about? Cheating on your girlfriend is HILARIOUS.
Zona Boy recommends:
True Romance
Christian Slater
Patricia Arquette
Dennis Hopper
James Gandolfini
Brad Pitt
Christopher Walkin
Gary Oldman
It's a "feel good" love story/comedy with a screenplay by Quentin Tarantino
I think Ebert is OK, but he indeed seem to like just about everything he see .. Roeper, on the other hand, is simply a dingbat .. Every moment he breathes is an insult to the memory of the fairly great Gene Siskel
I remember the days of Siskel and Ebert. wow 80's flash back.
Most movies aren't swell anymore.
Believe it or not (and its not cause I have a four year old!) I like childrens movies. They make me smile, which is nice now and then. haha
We just took Bella to see Charolette's Web. SoOoo cute.
I haven't seen the 2006 remake of the Wickerman, and I don't intend to, but I liked the original. According to Rotten Tomatoes:
Remake: Critics 13%, Users 20%
Original: Critics 87%, Users 86%
After sitting through a Scrubs marathon a while back, I think if I ever met Zach Braff in person I would have to beat the living hell out of him with a bedpan. So, I don't think I'll be seeing Last Kiss (which, apparently, is also a crappy remake of a good film...) any time soon.
Um, I like him in Scrubs. But I haven't seen him in film, so I don't know if that would change my opinion.
And as for children's movies, "Flushed Away" was pee-your-pants funny.
True Romance is an awesome movie. An incredible collection of acting talent, great writing, and two of the best standalone scenes (Walken vs. Hopper, and Oldman vs. Slater) that I’ve ever seen. However, it’s not for everyone. I know some very cool, tasteful, intelligent people who loathe this movie.
If you want to be really pissed off, watch "Love Actually." What a garbage movie. One of the few times I've walked out of a theater angry, and I'm one of the few morons who paid money to watch "Along Came Polly" in the theaters.
But just think of those poor people that went to see The Good Girl in theatres, I betcha if it was their first date there wasn't a second, I wouldn't want ANYTHING to remind of that movie.
I think I hear a lot of Braff envy...I like the dude...Garden State was good too...haven't seen Last Kiss though.
The sex appeal of a toaster......ouch.
Me Binny!
Do me!
What do I have the sex appeal of?!
dammit, i like almost all of those movies. the chick in the wincker man was ETHEREAL, i thought, and i wouldn't mind humping zach braff's leg. i'm such an outcast in this post....
what do I have the sex appeal of?
I reccomend Gummo. It's like a page from my life. Here's a clip:
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recommend
I never trust critics, or my friends, reviews of movies. I just watch the trailer and decide for myself. Also, I don't think Zach Braff has sex appeal either, but I do think he's funny and I love the show Scrubs. Happy Friday!
Binny....
It's a waffle iron isn't it?
:(
Jerky you have the sex appeal of hematite. This is what it said on the site:
"Magnet Rocks can be used like a massage wand. Or you can just place them on your body for healing. They can even be used just like a refrigerator magnet. But best of all they are fun to play with!"
Rilah you have the sex appeal of silk. You have a shimmering appearance and everybody wants you in their bed.
Only you can make "You're a refrigerator magnet" sound like a good thing Binny. Thanks! :)
awww. and let's not forget that once you have silk against your skin, you'll stink (cuz it doesn't breathe well).
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