Friday, December 22, 2006

My mom thought the guy that was fixing their septic tank today was cute and around my age, so she sent my dad out to find out if he was single.

Dad: So this job must keep you busy?

Septic tank guy: Yeah actually I only take about three full days a year off, it's a family business.

Dad: Do you have kids?

Septic tank guy: No.

Dad: It must be hard on your wife, you working so much.

Septic tank guy: I'm not married.

Dad: Well it must interfere with your social life.

Septic tank guy: Well, actually most women aren't really in to what I do for a living but my girlfriend now seems to be okay with it.

That's right, there will be no septic tank guy in my stocking this year.

I kid you not. This is 100 percent true.