Friday, December 22, 2006

My mom thought the guy that was fixing their septic tank today was cute and around my age, so she sent my dad out to find out if he was single.

Dad: So this job must keep you busy?

Septic tank guy: Yeah actually I only take about three full days a year off, it's a family business.

Dad: Do you have kids?

Septic tank guy: No.

Dad: It must be hard on your wife, you working so much.

Septic tank guy: I'm not married.

Dad: Well it must interfere with your social life.

Septic tank guy: Well, actually most women aren't really in to what I do for a living but my girlfriend now seems to be okay with it.


That's right, there will be no septic tank guy in my stocking this year.

I kid you not. This is 100 percent true.

6 comments:

Sassy said...

That's awesome...lol.
Parents..always looking out for us eh?

Hmmm I wonder if he carries a turd herder?

Anonymous said...

heh. he probably thought your dad was giving him the gladeye.

kalipornia said...

fuck him he prolly had man boobs : )

Shadowdog said...

I'd be too worried the guy would think I was gay and hitting on him to try a move like that. But I don't have kids either. If I did I'd probably walk through fire for them or take the Occasional gay bullet.

Marianna said...

Being a septic guy must be a shitty job....

ROFL!!!!

Girl, your Dad sounds like my Dad. He's constantly trying to fix me up with someone!

M~

Memphis said...

OK, when your parents are trying to fix you up with the septic tank guy it's time to panic.