Monday, December 19, 2005

A Christmas Story

Idiot: How many gift bags you have?
Us: Eight
Idiot: Ten?
Us: No, eight.

Idiot gives a look like she doesn't believe us and motions for us to hand her the bags which she counts and says nothing.

Me: Eight right?
Idiot: Yes eight.

Why in hell's name didn't you just count the bags yourself in the first place instead of playing that little time wasting, call your customers liars game? FAAAAAAAAHK.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love shopping at stores where the cashiers take a reeeeeeally long time -- in fact if time is standing still, yeah, I am so there!

kidding.

Spider said...

"FAAAAAAAAHK"

I take that that this either one says the F-word with a Canadian accent or just when one is extremely exasperated. Either way, I love it! I'm going to use it when I write on my blog. Of course, Binsk, I will give credit where credit is due and cite my sources. ;-)

Krista said...

Idiot's mind must've been on meltdown or something, but if not, then idiot's an idiot.

I hate people who make holiday shopping *that* much for difficult

I'm glad I'm back, now I have to catch up on all the Binsk I missed!!

Robin said...

Because it's CHRISTMAS -- fa-la-fucking-la.

christy said...

i would take your word for it, too

and i'm not a slow cashier and i like to make fun of other customers when they leave so you would love me because i would make you laugh.

and i promise i wouldn't make fun of you when you left.

Rik said...

Binsk, dear. Get yourself a flask. Fill it with Stella(s). Recruit a driver. Sip, shop, sip, ship. Ship. Sop. Smile. Go home. Sip. 'Night, luv.

Schadeboy said...

It sounds like you and me have something in common when it comes to shopping around the holidays. I had a stupid-holiday-shopping experience of my own involving my local Wal-Mart.

Astrid said...

I sure hope he asked brains for X-mas!

Marianna said...

Iiiiidiots. They breed & make MORE iiiiiidiots.

M~

Joe said...

You know, it's funny but I was just at her blog and she was writing something along the lines of "Eight bags? Who the hell buys eight bags? Why not just buy ten?"

Small world...

Anonymous said...

Binsk, Binsk, Binsk ... only six more days and it will all be a memory for the next 11 months. Hang in there love.
TG

Bsoholic said...

Ugh, I hate shopping because of idiots like that, so I did as much as possible of mine online this year. What a difference it makes.

Susan Natalie said...

Retail people for the most part, are motherfuckin annoying.

But ever once in a while, you do find a good one, like this cool girl I met at MAC, Angel. And what an angel she was.

Smelly Danielly said...

ahh christmas brings out the idiot in all of us!

Some Random Girl said...

well....smelly said what I was thinking....!

Anonymous said...

What a wacko! Maybe she couldn;t count?

Anonymous said...

What a dumbass! I wonder if the store knows how many customers she is potentially driving away?