Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Chick walks into a store...

Cashier girl: "What did you doooooooo?"

Me: *staring blankly at cashier girl thinking maybe she has one of those funny eye things where it looks like she's talking to me but she's talking to the person beside me or behind me*

Cashier girl: "It looked like you had trouble walking in here."

Me: "Oh, yeah I started running yesterday."

I am a Lose ER.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, 'A' for effort on running. I run as well, on days when there's no air pollution alert. So, you know, I run like once or twice a summer.

mcgibfried said...

i went jogging 3 years ago.. i still have a limp from that day..

Lish said...

my favorite part is when your legs hurt so bad and you have to go pee... and lowering yourself down hurts to much so you sort of lower down a bit and then just fall on the toilet.

christy said...

awwww!

i feel bad for you but at the same time i laughed.

i hate running. hate. it.
i can walk all day but running makes me want to die.

clara* said...

ha, i laughed too. sorry.

i also hate running. makes me think of gym class.

David said...

try using an eliptical trainer if you can. easier on your knees and feet (smooth motion), better calorie burn (2x that of a stationary bike), same cardio benefits. also you're not inhaling lovely Toronto smog... sigh, i remeber crystal clear days swimming at Toronto Island -- 20 years ago.

Christopher D. Bate said...

Why run when you can walk? or slither. I'd like to start slithering places.

Anti-Blogger said...

Exercise?

Krista said...

I only run if someone is chasing me or if I'm late for work which is almost every other morning. :)

Blog ho said...

you're cute enough w/out the running.

R said...

It happens. Just stretch beforehand and it will minimize the pain.

Anonymous said...

Now u're scaring me. I plan to start running tomorrow :(

Guess i'll have to just make sure tomorrow doesnt come ... for a while more anyways ;)

Unknown said...

Ha! I think I got that joke. That was a joke right?

We should link up. I like your blog.

Unknown said...

Oh by the way, My url is http://gooseneck.blogspot.com

:)

Memphis said...

I worked out Tuesday night. I did abs and upperbody and ran. You know what hurts today? My abs. I don't even have any abs and they are hurting. How dumb is that?

sinner said...

running is evil