I just saw a Five Alive commercial where they are slamming this guy's fingers in a drawer and underneath it says do not attempt this it may cause injury. Who needs this kind of warning? Who, tell me???
You know, like the coffee cups that now have to say caution contents is hot and may scald you. No shit, it's made with boiling water.
I know what it is, it's this damn litigious society.
I like that word. Back to Clara's blog.
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as my old friend HULK say "coffee burn"... "guns shoot"... "people dumb"
i saw a commercial once where some guys ate coffee dry out of a can of course the "Do not attempt" appeared on the screen.
once when i was in high school my mom bought some cheese that had instructions printed on the individual slices telling you how to open them. i guess that isn't really the same thing, but it's still sad.
These are my favourite.
Like, those silicon packets you get in leather shoe boxes or purses that say 'Don't Eat.' Aww shucks.. really? I only bought these stupid shoes cause I thought they came with candy!
Or, taken from the instructions for a hair dryer. 'Do not use in bathtub.' But, I'm trying to multitask!
Silliness.
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