Thursday, December 30, 2004


Shortest: Mom 5'4"

Second: Me and My Dad (we are EXACTLY the same height) 5'6" and 3/4 (but he wants to call it 5'7")

Third: Mitchie, coming in at a respectable 5'8"

And the tallest: Bobby who's almost 6 feet....what an amazon.

Yes we had some drinks...and a tape measure.

Monkey me

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Merry Christmas

I just wrote a rather long post...and then I got an error message and now it's all to recap the important stuff...

Bon Jovi please stop singing "Please Come Home For Christmas". The Eagles did a perfectly awesome job of it and there was no reason for you to wreck it.

I would like to know if you can post pictures of anybody you want without their consent or is there some sort of form I don't know about that they should sign?

I heard some guy on t.v. say that if you have issues with someone in your family do not take it up with them over the holidays. Wait until January 3rd and call them. Thanks guy on t.v. you've saved Christmas!

Thursday, December 16, 2004

Do You Need a Jacket?

This is cute...


Link thanks to all things christie

High Maintenance

This morning, the woman behind me in the line of the drive-thru at Tim Horton's ordered a medium half decaf coffee-half hot chocolate and a large regular coffee with a little hot water to top it up and 2 sugars and 1 and a half creams. OMG. If I worked at Tim Horton's I could only handle one or two of those orders before I threw my beige visor on the floor and ran screaming from the place.

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

I'm The Music Woman

Favorite Karaoke Song To Sing: Kid Rock "Cowboy" (if they have it) otherwise Pat Benetar "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
Song I Most Often Sing In The Shower: Nelly "It's Getting Hot in Here"
Song I Sang With No Musical Accompaniment For An Exercise In A Drama Class In High School: I skipped most of my drama classes because I wasn't drunk enough to act
Other Song I Sang In That Drama Class: Please See Above
Song My Mom Told Me To Stop Singing Because I Was A Suburban 13 Year-Old White Kid: Grandmaster Flash "The Message"
First Song I Knew All The Words To As A Kid: That Really Rich Guy "Happy Birthday to You"
Song I Would Sing If I Sing A Song When I Propose: I am hoping to be the "proposee", but if I had to pick it would be Rod Stewart "Bestfriend"
Song I Think I Sound Really Good Singing: Jewel "Foolish Games"
Song Lyrics I Yell Out When Extremely Drunk: No Doubt "I'm Just A Girl"
Song I Love Singing More Than Anything Else: Queen "Bohemian Rhapsody" No seriously!
Song I Sang With My Friend's Band (Barlow) at Jam Night: Fugees "Killing Me Softly"
Song I Constantly Sang To My HS Boyfriend: Animotion "Obsession"
Song I Would Sing To In College While Getting Ready To Go Out: Scorpions "No One Like You"
Song I Use Now: Green Day "American Idiot"
Song I Lost My Voice Singing Along To In The Car: Joe Walsh "Rocky Mountain Way"
Karaoke Song That I Got So Into I Took My Shirt Off During The Performance: Ummm I didn't...but I flashed some people later (does that count??)
Musical That I Would Constantly Sing Songs From As A Kid: Prince "Purple Rain"
Album I Sing Along To, Every Word To Every Single Song: The Lowest of the Low or Eminem "The Eminem Show"
Song I Sang In Front of My Mom That Led To An Awkward Sexual Discussion As A Kid: Salt n' Peppa Push It

Thanks to Bob at My Blog is Poop for this little questionnaire... you can see more of Bob HERE

Monday, December 13, 2004

The Fish was Delish

Strong Bad rules!!

Check out his latest email here!

Sunday, December 12, 2004

Random Thoughts

My friend told me today that I'm going to be the nuttiest old lady in the old age home. Yeah I guess if you start young...
Is it odd to barricade your door with 10 pound weights before going to bed??

In other news, I got i.d.'d twice yesterday, which is awesome since I'll be 35 in three weeks!

Went to St. Catharines last night for a "hen night". I didn't see any hens but there was a lot of penis confetti.

You know, until you go out drinking with a cop you don't realize how many cops are in a bar at any given time. They are everywhere. Just so you know.

Friday, December 10, 2004

So pretty

Dear Oprah, Ellen, Dr. Phil et al,

Who do you really think you are kidding with your "audience giveaways"???????
It's more like "commercials between commercials" Geeeeeeeeeeeez....

I Like You

Name that Tune!

I LOVE this can customize it with your favorite band.


Link thanks to my very fave Fark

Sunday, December 05, 2004

Dear Canadian Tire,

You won't start with me if you know what's good for you...